it should be illegal to get this sick this many times in one quarter

trust fun: Pale Girl Problems:

lizdexia:

• The lightest shade of makeup will inevitably be too dark
• So forget about borrowing your friends’ makeup, might as well just cover your face in Elmer’s glue
• “LOL I can see your veins! [poke]”
• Getting burned after 10 minutes in the sun
• I know that vampire joke probably seemed really original…

Interviewer: Give us your best tip for overcoming depression.
Stephen Fry: To regard it as being like the weather. It's not your responsibility that it's raining, but it is real when it rains, and the fact that it's raining does not mean that the rain is never going to stop. The only thing to do is to believe that, one day, it won't be raining and accept it so you can find a mental umbrella to shield yourself from the worst. The sun will eventually come up.

Reblog if you want someone to write you a mini-biography in your ask based on what you post.

presumably:

#i’m aware the chances of someone doing this are very slim

(Source: thunder-child)

I just want to skip tomorrow and go straight to Castle. Do not pass “Go”. Do not collect 200 dollars.

(Source: twistymaven)